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(810): View more from Michigan

Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone

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(734): View more from Michigan

y did u give ur computer a hand job?

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(773): View more from Illinois

Taylor Swift is so right about you.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable

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(519): View more from Ontario

ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila

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(409): View more from Texas

We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.

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