I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
can u get pink eye on your cock?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.