Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions