we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis