For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Randomize
