My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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