Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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