Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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