you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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