And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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