i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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