that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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