He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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