Don't you send me to vm
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He? As in you personified your dick?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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