After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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