I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
