i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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