Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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