oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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