i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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