The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
This baby is an asshole
I think your dad took our porno
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
