So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If that was your dad, he is hot
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
