I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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