hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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