Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.