she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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