Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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