girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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