is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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