Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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