Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm bleeding and have questions
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
