i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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