my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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