You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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