i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
smell my finger.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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