I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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