I'm really into asian looking animals
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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