Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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