Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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