how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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