Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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