So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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