We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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