Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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