Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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