READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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