Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years