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  Now it won't go down.

  (512): View more from Texas

  You've got a gift.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"

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• (315): View more from New York

  i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.

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