went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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