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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for

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• (360): View more from Washington

  There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit

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  Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex

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• (972): View more from Texas

  So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.

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  You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...

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• (607): View more from New York

  Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend

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• (925): View more from California

  Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?

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  Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?

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