you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
