Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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