have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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