do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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