is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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