fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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