i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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