it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
whose ass print is on the piano?
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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