I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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