some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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