I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say