HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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